The week that I broke my laptop was very challenging and it was sad not having an outlet to share. I broke my computer on a Monday, and that same afternoon I called Caleb and gave him the top five reasons why he should have skipped Bible study that night. I would never intentionally discourage my husband's growth in the Lord, but this day proved to be very crazy...
#5- it's the day after mother's day and because I am a mom of three, I think you should have a day for each kid.
#4- Avery went "#2" in the yard and covered it up with her clothes so the baby chachalaca wouldn't play in it (we have a chachalaca family in our yard and Avery is very concerned with their well being).
#3- all the kids are sick and have been whining all day
#2- McClaine took off his dirty diaper in his crib during nap, wiped the excrement all over his walls, crib, dresser and then threw the diaper across the room. THEN, he took one of the books that was in his crib and wiped the excrement all over that and then shredded it to tiny pieces and threw it all over his room like stinky confetti.
#1- I cooked an awesome Fettuccine Alfredo with grilled chicken and fresh green peas and bacon, and I would love for you to come home and enjoy it with me.
Caleb answered, "I am so sorry that I can't skip Bible study and come home, but will you save me some?"
To which I replied, "did you want me to save you some of Avery's **** or McClaine's ****?"