I realize that this is the EIGHTH post about Avery's birthday.
I had a lot of catching up to do, you know. Like 2 1/2 years. Stick with me. This is the last birthday post, and it's a doosie. However you spell that weird word. These are the outtakes. The best bloopers. And then, THE END. Until next week, when she says something fabulously blog worthy...
It was an exquisite party. Really, a posh Fancy Nancy Party. And like a great movie you just finished viewing, you just can't wait for those deleted scenes. Another chance to laugh at the remarkable genius behind the magic. So here they are. The deleted scenes from Avery's Fancy Nancy Party.
Efficiency. That is a fancy way of saying- I had a list of errands, packed a diaper bag with diapers, wipes, extra clothes, snacks and sippy cups, kids loaded in the car to spend the whole morning with dad so mommy could clean, decorate and do some last minute preparations. Enter- College Football Game Day. Daddy is home in an hour and a half. With 45 minutes of driving time, that means he completed everything on his list in 45 minutes, with three kids.
Interior Decorating- That is a fancy way of saying, my floors are covered with ice cream, frosting, nail polish and thanks to sweet McClaine, a whole bottle of silver glitter.
Exhaustion. That's a fancy way of saying- Week of being sick +Motrin+ running errands
Preoccupation. That is a fancy way of saying... 2 dads watching
Rebellion. That is a fancy way of saying- long-winded pinata motivates violence in a bunch of frilly girls
Really, darlings, this video is only 3 seconds, go ahead, watch it... go for the face.
Catastrophe-Fancy Nancy- dismembered!
Abstract Art. That is a fancy way to describe what McClaine did with his fourth cupcake.
Par-face- That's a fancy way to say ice cream sundaes on your face.