Hi. My name is Reece. And I would have been by earlier to say hello, but I used to sleep a lot. Well, now I am awake more often. When I am not eating, or sleeping, or pooping, I like to cry. I cry really loud. Would you like a demonstration? Okay, let me get geared up.
That didn't take too long, now did it?
Was that too loud? Here let me cover my mouth a bit to tone it down.
That's still too loud? Okay, let's put a little paci in there.
That didn't take too long, now did it?
Was that too loud? Here let me cover my mouth a bit to tone it down.
That's still too loud? Okay, let's put a little paci in there.

and him...
and her...
Good mama. Good baby. Good paci.
